Ozzy Osbourne Still Hasn’t Received COVID Vaccine

Legendary Ozzy Osbourne has still been excluded from getting the COVID vaccine. However, he isn’t hesitant about getting the shot, even with all the ignorant accusations and conspiracy. His overall thought process is that he’s put so much shit in his body (and “snorted everything snotable”) how can the vaccine do much worse? 

“Think about the shit we put in our bodies, and then we go “oh yeah, but…oh, I don’t know about that,” Morrison and Ozzy bust out laughing during a recent episode of Ozzy Speaks. 

When directly asked about the vaccine, Ozzy had a simple answer: yes, he would be getting the shot. However, he elaborated after brushing off Morrison’s comment about the conspiracy. “I want to get the shot, but… I look at it this way. If I don’t get it, if I don’t have the shot, right? I know there’s side effects and bullshit and… all these different conspiracies about the fucking vaccine. I look at it like this — if I don’t get the shot and I get the virus, there’s a good chance I ain’t going to be here.”

Loud Wire went on to tweet: “If Oj Simpson got his COVID vaccine before Ozzy Osbourne, then we’re truly doomed as a species.” Dear God, I suppose we’re screwed.